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Varsta: 27 Localitate: CRAIOVA Membru din: acum 18 ani si 33 zile Nota medie: 9.00078 Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for ONE second? Hey kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid and get fucked up worse then my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off! Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high, Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper, Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, and stuck my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, killing pedestrians, raping lesbians, while there screaming at me "lets just be friends!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when the women rush the stands and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!' Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (riiip) I spit when I talk,(hachhh-too) I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake and strap myself in the bed with a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Grrrrr!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had! Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (who?) My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady
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da e foarte frumos!!! mai ales balerinele!!! 10 cu felicitari |
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e superb hay-hey sunt tot eu ozana multmesc pt comntariu si nota meritit 10 |
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